i dare you to ask me...

[mygrain]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

[ferny]

:kicks ferny in the nuts:



I may be quiet, but I really enjoyed that

Aww, babe. You know I love yer. I was just rying to look cool in front of my dawgs. Here, take the keys and go sit in the car. I'll be along soon. Just don't play with the stereo.



Rights G's, where were we?

 

[ferny]

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

No. People would be a sticky mess on the floor.

 

[mygrain]

cool it ask ferny anything now!!!

If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

 

[ferny]

Is it ask me?!?!


Smurfs don't exist.

 

[mygrain]

Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?

 

[ferny]

God doesn't eat spicy food. There was one incdident a few years ago where it didn't agree with him. Some guy built a boat and did something with some animals or something. I'm a little sketchy on the details.


something

 

[mygrain]

Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?

 

[ferny]

Whoever said they can't is lying. Go and prove them wrong.

 

[mygrain]

How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there?

 

[LittleMan]

How do "Keep Off The Grass" signs get there?

Squirels.... Man, you should think before asking these easy(well known) questions.....



I'm Baaaaaaack....

 

[manda]

you boys crack me up
has MD left before i can ask him what colour his underpants are today?

mygrain...they sprout out of the ground obviously!

 

[Corry]

Oh my god!!!! I missed TWELVE PAGES IN JUST A COUPLE HOURS!!! I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!!!!

Oh...and Ferny...I'm WATCHIN YOU PUNK!

 

[Scott WRG Editor]

Is it ask me?!?!


Smurfs don't exist.

Well apparently neither does mygrain but that doesn't mean he's real.... what... that doesn't make send.. let me go ask my dragon

 

[fadingaway1986]

If I were to walk five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards, then two meters back, then five meters forwards...


How many meters past the original spot will I now be?