I got lost last night

[Ron Evers]

I was standing on the north pole & knew I had to travel straight south to get to Toronto. However, Halifax, Vancover, Moscow & London were also straight south - what to do? I woke up before I resolved the issue.

Gaud I have strange dreams.

 

[SCraig]

I've only had one cup of coffee and two cigarettes and you expect me to THINK???

If you've ever seen the movie "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" there is a pessimistic robot in it that is always complaining about things. I took a nap yesterday afternoon and had a dream about my cat. She could talk but all she ever did was gripe using the same voice as that robot.

I have weird dreams to.

 

[Tiller]

Haha alright you guys. Y'all are both totally normal. Nothing weird at all.

...backs away slowly....

 

[pgriz]

Well, you start walking (or swimming, since who knows how much ice is left up there...) in a straight line, and once you're far enough away from the pole, your directions to each of the destinations will now have a different angle. Of course, how far you have to go before you get a measurable angle will depend on the quality of your instruments.

You have better dreams than I do. In mine, I'm usually either being chased by something, or falling.

 

[Onerider]

In reference to "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy", that's why you always carry a towel.

 

[snowbear]

Actually it's quite simple, but my cousins, the white bears, would have probably gotten you, first.

If you are wearing a watch that is set to Toronto time, just wait until noon, and go south, towards the sun. You'll just have to be able to walk (or swim) a straight line after that or you'll curve SW.