I just fell a bit bored....

[Lula]

melissa:"Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."

Ace Ventura : "Pleasure to meet you."

Melissa : "Did you have any trouble getting in?"

Ace Ventura : "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."--Ace Ventura, Pet Detective


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:lmao: good one

 

[MDowdey]

Prosecutor : "Doctor, can you give the Court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
Dr. Stone : "I'm sorry. I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry."--Airplane 2



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[Lula]

[Why he can't tell Lydia his name.]
Beetlejuice - Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and **** like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.



Beetlejuice

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[MDowdey]

[Why he can't tell Lydia his name.]
Beetlejuice - Because if I tell you, you tell your friends... your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time... and I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and s*** like that and it makes my life a HELL. OK? A living HELL.



Beetlejuice

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hahahahahah

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[MDowdey]

Narrator : [about the "soap"] "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."--Fight Club



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[Lula]

ale: I knew u were forgetting that one


:LOL:

 

[Lula]

Porter: Not many people know what their life's worth is. I do. Seventy grand. That's what they took from me. And that's what I was going to get back.

Porter: We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high


PAYBACK

 

[Corry]

Narrator : [about the "soap"] "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."--Fight Club



md

Heh heh! That's one of my favorite quotes from that movie!

Here it goes: I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yeild at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding! -Liar Liar

I'm kicking my ass, do you mind? -Liar Liar

ou slammed her! You dunked her doughnut! You gave her dog a snausage! You stuffer her like a Thanksgiving turkey! -Liar Liar

im Carrey as Fletcher Reede: Hi.

Krista Allen as Busty Woman on Elevator: Hi

Fletcher: New in the building?

Busty Woman: Yea, I just moved in on Monday.

Fletcher: Ohhh, you like it so far?

Busty Woman: Yes, everybody's been real nice.

Fletcher: Well, that's because you've got big jugs. I mean, you're boobs are huge. I wanna squeeze them.. Ohh, ma-ma. -Liar Liar

 

[MDowdey]

Morpheus : "What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me."--The Matrix


Morpheus : "Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."--The Matrix

Luigi : "Oh, and by the way, Jacopo is the best knife fighter I have ever seen."
Edmond : "Perhaps you should get out more."--The Count Of Monte Cristo


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[Lula]

Damn that movie is full of good quotes CORE

I almost know them all (i think i saw that movie a many many manyyyyyyyy times)

 

[Lula]

Hannibal - A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

-----
Clarice Starling: If you didn't kill him then who did, sir?
Dr. Hannibal Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him really, his therapy was going nowhere



Silence of the Lambs

 

[Sharkbait]

"Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are."--Dodgeball


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"Oh my sweet dick! That's magic!!" -Dodgeball

 

[Big Mike]

Do or do not do...there is no try.

Yoda

 

[Lula]

Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle


You no trouble. Me fifth element--supreme being. Me protect you

What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'!

The fifth element

 

[MDowdey]

Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle


You no trouble. Me fifth element--supreme being. Me protect you

What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'!

The fifth element

mmmmm....milla jovovich...mmmmmm

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