I passed up the biggest career opportunity of my life.

[mishele]

Erose - only shoots the Classy stuff

DAMN SKIPPY. :lmao:

You do have pictures of me...just sayin :lmao:

 

[e.rose]

Erose - only shoots the Classy stuff

DAMN SKIPPY. :lmao:

You do have pictures of me...just sayin :lmao:

And they are HAWT

 

[Overread16 4]

DAMN SKIPPY. :lmao:

You do have pictures of me...just sayin :lmao:

And they are HAWT

And I'm very sure Classy too!

 

[mishele]

I'm all about being classy...lol

 

[e.rose]

You do have pictures of me...just sayin :lmao:

And they are HAWT

And I'm very sure Classy too!

DUH.

It's the only way I know how to shoot!

 

[jowensphoto]

On the bright side, others are offering...

"Love the photos! You ever need a photographer in Nashville I would love to work with ya!" said a photographer who apparently can't focus or expose to save her life.

(Sorry, that was mean. But true.)

MATCH MADE IN HEEEEEEEEEAVEN!

 

[12sndsgood]

Emily... I am surprised! You could have brought a whole new level of quality to the shots on those pages. I would have skipped shooting the real skanks, but some of those models would be worth shooting! Done creatively, and well... it would have been worth doing! You saw my Snake Jam stuff, didn't you? Not that much different... On my Flickr....


Snake Jam 8 by CGipson Photography, on Flickr

Dude. Your snake stuff was artistic... and as far as the impression it made on me, NOT mean to make anime fan boys go ::FAP FAP FAP::

I am NOT a "Nerdboy" (as opposed to Playboy) photographer.

The LAST thing I want is future clients looking me up and seeing my name attached to THAT sh*t.

Could I have done a better job than what is displayed on there? Sure. (And that's not me being cocky... that's just facts. Did you LOOK at the images?) But I STILL... want NOTHING. Do do. With that crap.

simple solution to that is to sign your name Joey photograher problem solved.

 

[amolitor]

I don't want to see classy photos. Classy photos suck.

 

[spacefuzz]

1. ????
2. Shoot Porn
3. Remove Metadata
4. Profit!

 

[e.rose]

On the bright side, others are offering...

"Love the photos! You ever need a photographer in Nashville I would love to work with ya!" said a photographer who apparently can't focus or expose to save her life.

(Sorry, that was mean. But true.)

MATCH MADE IN HEEEEEEEEEAVEN!

Was that on the page? That's not surprising.

simple solution to that is to sign your name Joey photograher problem solved.

NOPE.

I don't want to see classy photos. Classy photos suck.

I like sh*t that sucks.

1. ????
2. Shoot Porn
3. Remove Metadata
4. Profit!

NOPE.

 

[jowensphoto]

^Yep, verbatim.

 

[runnah]

Maybe I have low standards but if people are willing to pay me for I'll take photos of damn near anything.

 

[e.rose]

Maybe I have low standards but if people are willing to pay me for I'll take photos of damn near anything.

Yeah, I'm not a whore.

I've had offers before to get paid to photograph a dude while he jerked off and wanted closeups of him cuming (NO LIE. You can't make this sh*t up), and even offered to allow me to bring someone, if I felt the need.

He wanted to pay me.

I said no.

 

[e.rose]

@jowensphoto -

I checked out who it was you were talking about... I "know" her.

We're in a FB group together for the Nashville area... I posted this same thing in that group (although they didn't quite catch my sarcasm at first either... apparently my sarcasm-maker is broken... ). She probably followed that link after I said I would never shoot for them, and volunteered.

She always volunteers to shoot everything that everyone doesn't want to or just can't because they're already booked and passing off a referral.

So it was apparently no different with me. Except that I didn't ask, "Who wants this gig?".

 

[CCericola]

You're finished Emily, you'll never work in [insert town here] again!