I passed up the biggest career opportunity of my life.

[ronlane]

You're finished Emily, you'll never work in [insert town here] again!

I can't believe she is still on the site, I figured that she'd have sold all of her stuff and resorted to playing guitar on the sidewalk for tips.

 

[runnah]

Maybe I have low standards but if people are willing to pay me for I'll take photos of damn near anything.

Yeah, I'm not a whore.

I've had offers before to get paid to photograph a dude while he jerked off and wanted closeups of him cuming (NO LIE. You can't make this sh*t up), and even offered to allow me to bring someone, if I felt the need.

He wanted to pay me.

I said no.

Do you use a fast or slow shutter speed in that situation?

 

[e.rose]

You're finished Emily, you'll never work in [insert town here] again!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're finished Emily, you'll never work in [insert town here] again!

I can't believe she is still on the site, I figured that she'd have sold all of her stuff and resorted to playing guitar on the sidewalk for tips.

I can't play guitar. I'd have to resort to stripping.

Maybe I have low standards but if people are willing to pay me for I'll take photos of damn near anything.

Yeah, I'm not a whore.

I've had offers before to get paid to photograph a dude while he jerked off and wanted closeups of him cuming (NO LIE. You can't make this sh*t up), and even offered to allow me to bring someone, if I felt the need.

He wanted to pay me.

I said no.

Do you use a fast or slow shutter speed in that situation?

Medium... you wanna freeze the movement, but you don't want it to still appear smooth and liquidy.......................... :shock:

 

[runnah]

Medium... you wanna freeze the movement, but you don't want it to still appear smooth and liquidy.......................... :shock:

That's what I thought.


Do ahhh...you still have his number? Heating oil was expensive this year.

 

[e.rose]

Medium... you wanna freeze the movement, but you don't want it to still appear smooth and liquidy.......................... :shock:

That's what I thought.


Do ahhh...you still have his number? Heating oil was expensive this year.

I'd have to do a quick gmail search, but I'll, uh, I'll see what I can do...

 

[e.rose]

**CORRECTING A TYPO FROM ABOVE QUOTE

You DO want it to still appear smooth and liquidy............