Some observations:
1. Being mean in the name of being "honest" is not an indication of intelligence.
The truth always hurts so when an intelligent person is actually honest the moron on the receiving end just sees it as an example of meaness. As in "it's mean to remind me I'm stupid."
2. Feeling intelligent does not make a person intelligent.
True. But feeling someone who is intelligent can give you both a lot of pleasure - even if there is a short test afterwards to see if you were paying attention.
3. Calling other people "idiots" and "too stupid to be allowed to breed" does not make the speaker intelligent.
See (1) above. I would say, though, that if a person realises for themselves that they are too stupid to breed this shows a fair degree of intelligence. As that commodity is in short supply they should be encourages to propogate as much as possible.
I would also make the point that the comment "too stupid to breed" displays a high level of stupidity. Sex is the one activity that
anyone can do. It takes no intelligence for a man to rise to the ocassion or for a woman to feign receptivity.
4. Related to the first point: Contrary to popular belief, sarcasm is not an indication of intelligence.
Sarcasm isn't even an indication of life. But it doesn't stop it being a fun activity - especially when the recipient is to stupid to notice.
5. Related to the second point: The ability to make other people feel stupid is not an indication of intelligence.
On the contrary. You can only make someone feel stupid if you are more intelligent. And if you are really intelligent you can make them feel so inferior they put you in Hospital.
6. Everyone likes to feel intelligent.
And everyone likes to feel attractive, knowledgeable and healthy too. But life is full of bitter little disappointments.
If education isn't a measure of intelligence and if sarcasm isn't a measure of intelligence, by golly, what else is there?
Being able to walk upright and not have your knuckles drag on the floor.
Also, I think I'm ADD. Is there a way to measure that?
Use a ruler. You'll get bored long before you find out it's the wrong thing to use - but by then you will have discovered that a ruler can be used for loads of other fun things.