I want to shred his eyelids

[Aquarium Dreams]

I can't believe my temper tantrum got so many responses. Well and Hertz.. who can resist Hertz?

This thread reminds me, to paraphrase Lemony Snicket:

"There's a saying that those who can't do teach. But when you look at teachers, they can do things at least as well as most other people. So maybe a better saying would be, 'No one can do anything.'"

 

[Avis]

who can resist Hertz?

I can, for one. And you would be wise too as well - if you value your sanity that is. Just look what he did to me

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Just look what he did to me

Don't try and blame me. You did that to yourself. You know you aren't supposed to play with sharp pointy things.