LOL... I hear you.. When I was in the Army I had a Top Secret security clearance for the enitre 8 years, and because of that we'd have random piss-tests to check for drugs..
It was always just one of the NCO's from the unit adminsitering it, and some were cool about it and would let you go into a stall to fill the bottle, but some were real dicks about it and would have you stand at a urinal and they would look over the divider right at your willy.... I couldn't go at all!!! I'd stand there for hours!! And they were men!