Just for laughs... The average Craigslist faux-tographer...

[michael9000000]

C&C please! After all, I'm a really serious professional photographer and artist... After all, I just bought a 50 mm prime lens! Respect me! :lmao:

 

[cgipson1]

so you post this.. and yet take someone who owns a camera for two months, and starts charging, seriously? I bet she has a watermark already!

 

[michael9000000]

so you post this.. and yet take someone who owns a camera for two months, and starts charging seriously? I bet she has a watermark already!

Dude, the lady was just asking some questions... The answer probably is that she's out of her league. You could've just told her in a way that wasn't quite so obnoxious, or you could've taken a moment to teach her something.

I've seen you on here a few times before, and you seem to be an agreeable fella... I think you just went the wrong way this time around.

 

[Buckster]

I like how you posted the full-sized 4751 x 3167 photo that won't fit full size on anyone's screen here, especially not in anyone's browser, making that size completely useless and over the top, and at 2.2 MB to download to see it. Total noob move to not resize it appropriately for forum posting that fits right in with the theme of your "fauxtographer" joke. Hahaha. Good one.

 

[gsgary]

Knob

 

[michael9000000]

Knob

Yawn. Moving along...

 

[Jaemie]

-10pts

You didn't write your watermark in Frou-Frou Script and include the word "Photography" after your name.

 

[michael9000000]

-10pts

You didn't write your watermark in Frou-Frou Script and include the word "Photography" after your name.

Well, I wanted to include the word "photography" but I didn't want to take any more space away from my masterpiece image. I suppose I could've shrunken the text, but then perhaps nobody would see who I am. 8)

Can I have my 10 points back now?

 

[Jaemie]

-10pts

You didn't write your watermark in Frou-Frou Script and include the word "Photography" after your name.

Well, I wanted to include the word "photography" but I didn't want to take any more space away from my masterpiece image. I suppose I could've shrunken the text, but then perhaps nobody would see who I am. 8)

Can I have my 10 points back now?

Only if you declare this to be your favourite photo of the session.

 

[michael9000000]

Only if you declare this to be your favourite photo of the session.

This is my favorite photo EVER... Until I take my next photo, that is...

 

[Jaemie]

Only if you declare this to be your favourite photo of the session.

This is my favorite photo EVER... Until I take my next photo, that is...

Points restored.

More points can be earned by asking how to eliminate spots on your photos by cleaning the viewfinder.