Let's revive the five word story

[Antarctican]

ridden, flea-bitten polar bear

 

[Chris of Arabia]

for the hearth rug he

 

[Antarctican]

would soon become. Her shotgun

 

[BoblyBill]

was out of bullets so

(sorry Anty, but it's too fun to mess with you... )

 

[Mike_E]

She whipped out a towel,

 

[BoblyBill]

and tackled the beast with

 

[blackdoglab]

with a solid iron penguin

 

[Chris of Arabia]

nose ornament. With no sense

 

[BoblyBill]

fear, Anty heroically subdued the

 

[Antarctican]

male model who had tried

 

[Chris of Arabia]

to feign heterosexuality by tattoeing

 

[BoblyBill]

Fortunately, Anty was not into

 

[Chris of Arabia]

ladyboys and immediately sought assistance

 

[BoblyBill]

to be rid of the

 

[Chris of Arabia]

uncomfortable feeling that she was