Let's revive the five word story

[Hertz van Rental]

the smell of the flatulence

 

[Chris of Arabia]

of a penguin on an

 

[Hertz van Rental]

old cheese and banana diet

 

[blackdoglab]

But he otter know better

 

[Antarctican]

than to eat Stilton with

 

[Hertz van Rental]

some Brit in the USA

 

[Antarctican]

who evaded sniffer dogs by

 

[blackdoglab]

eating a penguin every day

 

[BoblyBill]

Anty was tired of eating

 

[Antarctican]

her words whenever innocently posting

 

[PNA]

corrected versions of the latest

 

[BoblyBill]

magazine publications that have been

 

[Antarctican]

at the supermarket checkout. She

 

[Chris of Arabia]

demurred slightly, then wistfully flounced

 

[BoblyBill]

the back of a trash

LOL... I hate following you, Chris, cause I don't have the vocabulary to understand your posts.