Let's revive the five word story

[blackdoglab]

large platter of head cheese

 

[Chris of Arabia]

tasty as it looked at

>;o))

 

[abraxas]

tasty as it looked at

>;o))

the moment. He felt wobbly.

 

[blackdoglab]

At that point he noticed

 

[abraxas]

he had lost his soul.

 

[blackdoglab]

His shoes were lacking that

 

[Icon72]

smell. The smell that makes

 

[abraxas]

women in frilly dresses swoon.

 

[M-O-S]

He took meth and crack

 

[blackdoglab]

shot on the firing range.

 

[abraxas]

In fact, this was how

 

[blackdoglab]

he found a ball of

 

[Chris of Arabia]

catarrh clinging to the lining

>;o))

 

[Icon72]

of his speedos. He ran

 

[blackdoglab]

astride a beligerant, brown ostrich