Lol... go back and read my (many) posts about what I think about people who do not have the basics down and then wanting to do weddings.

That was not pointed directly at you and people that know me here know that if I have something to say to ONE person, I just say it... lol It was a general commment to all people wanting to get into wedding photography.
Sincerely... you are so off the mark and there is nothing that will convince you but time. The vast majority do care about their photography and do care about their clients. Yes there are some bad ones, there are bad ones in anything... but once you put in 4-5 years of blood sweat and tears, get ripped off a couple times for several thousand dollars a pop, average 13 hours at a wedding taking thousands of pictures per event, add another 40 hours for post processing and break your back learning and fine tuning your style and trade... and then stretch to make time for your wife and children... AND the full-time job that puts bread on your family's table... and then someone with a basic dSLR, kit lens and a strong desire comes up and says "hey can someone tell me what settings I need for a wedding in a church? I have a wedding to do in a week/month" or whatever... if that doesn't make you grind your teeth... nothing will.
Lighting a room *is* child's play. Two flashes set on 1/4 power at opposing corners far from the dance floor 10-13 feet off the ground, and all triggered using pocket wizards. That is it. That is how you can do 80% of a reception. Now, tell me this is not child's play.

Does it work? Magnificently. Does that make you a good wedding photographer? Not even close, because besides a thousand other things, it still takes *very* fast glass, cameras that are good at high ISO and knowledge to make it all happen. It takes people skills, it takes tact, it takes patience, it takes EXPERIENCE and it takes maturity.
Nothing to be sorry about, but I can guarantee that once you have put in your time, your years of pactice (not a few months or not even a year which really, if you think about it, is nothing), you will feel EXACTLY the same (maybe even stronger). I've been there, the guy down the street has been there and until you try and get shot down a few times will get there. Come back to me in 3 years and tell me what you thought it took vs what it REALLY took. It's never the same.
In the meantime, the danger is not whether you will learn or not, we know you will... we all do... but does the bride and groom need to pay the price of one's inexperience? I vehemently do not think that they should. It is not any fledgling photographer's place to use an event such as a wedding to learn while doing the job alone. This is a ONCE in a lifetime event, unrepeatable and if you screw up (which I will 100% guarantee YOU WILL NOT do anywhere near as well if you have not mentored under a good wedding photographer), you can chalk it up to inexperience, but the two people you hurt the most are the ones paying for your education and mistakes... and that is inexcusable.
Would you want to be the one to sit in the dentist chair and have a person who really wants to be a dentist, practice drilling into your tooth? I know that the medical field is not quite the same as being a photographer... but the pain you inflict is no less real and often lasts a heck of a lot longer. Just ask anyone who has to look at crap wedding pictures for the rest of their lives.
The ones that are true to themselves and realistic about their real life skills and the ones that
care about doing it once and doing it the right way and will not inflict their lack of ability on others just to learn... those are the ones that make it the highest on the list. They do what it takes.
IMHO, the people looking for shortcuts are going to find the fast track... to nowhere.