Mistaken Snap (C&C please)

[beachrat]

I feel gay right now.
Not that it matters,but I do.

Just let the gay wash over you.

I did,but it was a fleeting moment.
Now stop hitting on me.I'm probably twice your age.

 

[Nettles]

Everything's been done before, but rarely accidentally! Reminds me a bit of The Stones album cover.