MOTW is..... Ferny

[ferny]

The burning question I need to have answered:

Does it hurt when you pee?

Only when I go up againt the electric fence.

 

[ferny]

will you still love me in the morning? or will you love Dave more?

I've never loved either or you.

 

[ferny]

Will you ever forgive me for ruining your day?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Will you sign all the petitions and shake your fist at the sky in protest?

I'll waggle my fist but I won't sign anything. I never feel that they'll do anything.

 

[ferny]

broke any mobiles lately?

No, you cheeky git.

 

[ferny]

so when are you going to txt me a good joke then??

When you send me a funny e-mail.

 

[ferny]

You've been a member since the relatively early days of the forum. How did you find out about TPF?

Good old google.
I like forums and found them very useful when I first got the internets. I googled for "photography forum" and found here. Lurked for a bit then joined. Sooooooooooooooo many hidden stories and secrets floating around this site. :mrgreen:

And you're listed as having 5 referrals. Who are they?[/QUOTE]

Erm...
DPW2007
Someone called Jim but I don't know his username, he drives a GT6 Mk1
Steven who signed up the other day
Nerine
And some random guy I tricked into listing me as his referer.

 

[ferny]

Where were you on the night of Deceburary the 32nd and do you have any witnesses to collaborate your story?

Giving Andy gape.

 

[ferny]

why havent i quit my job yet?

You love being a topless environmentalist type person too much.

 

[ferny]

so why do you shave your left leg but not your right one?

I normally shave both but I ran out of time. You should know that when I say arrive ar 8 I really mean for you to turn up at 8:45.

 

[ferny]

Do you drive?

Yep.

What kind of car do you drive? Picture of it?

1968 Triumph Herald 13/60 Convertible. And a 1968 Morris Minor Traveller. The Moggy isn't mine but I do the most miles in it.

I'll post all the pictures tomorrow.

What kind of car could you have if you could have anything?

Shelby Cobra 427
Triumph TR5
Triumph Mk1 2.5PI

I also want a Triumph Acclaim and a Robin Reliant. :blushing:

 

[ferny]

You started the WA thread, but never seem to play any more - why is that?

I can't be arsed and leave it to the spammers.

 

[ferny]

Ferny, are you alive?

No.

Ferny, is your internets working?

No.

Ferny, are you going to answer these questions?

No.

 

[ferny]

Ferny, lets say you have £1,000,000 to give to five people on this here forum.

Ferny, you have £1,000,000 to give to five people on this here forum.

that was fun

So you have to give
£500,000 to one person
£250,000 to someone else
£150,000 to someone else
£99,999.99 to someone else
and 1p to someone else

who gets the 1p and why?

Terri. Because in America 1p is worth like $90, dude.

Do you think I should just bugger about all day at work and let the rest of the scum do the work as I'm in charge or should I wonder round town shouting at blue cars?

bugger (HAVE SEX) Show phonetics
verb [T] OFFENSIVE OR LEGAL
to have sex by putting the penis in another person's anus
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=10107&dict=CALD


I'm not getting involved with this question.

 

[ferny]

I was wondering the same thing...where did he go?

I used to be with NTL who were bought by Virgin. We just changed to digital and Virgin fecked up our connection for a few days.

Should the MOTW be here for the week they are elected?

That would make too much sense.

 

[ferny]

Actually, he should be banned for that.



j/k, WA lovers, don't hurt me! :lmao:

I shall spank thee.