MOTW is.....Spiffybeth

[spiffybeth]

Ha! But I do...

Yeah, me too. I was asked that question on another site once and got banned for flaming afterwards


Have you ever gone a week without eating chocolate?

i dont like chocolate, so yes, ive gone most of my life without it. chocolate with other things is alright, but chocolate cake, chocolate ice cream, solid chocolate, chocolate bars all taste bad to me.

 

[spiffybeth]

Did I just read that right? Holy moses, didn't think your type existed! lol~


1,2,3...then what? (And no, it's not 4)

baby you and me girl (jackson 5)

 

[spiffybeth]

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

static cling...no, but static, yes.

 

[spiffybeth]

*noted*

Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

im not sure, but i have a friend who thinks i have a lisp. he is the only person in the world who thinks i have a lisp. its so strange.

 

[spiffybeth]

Call me, I'll tell ya


Are you excited to go back to work today? :er:

id rather gauge my own eyes out.

 

[spiffybeth]

Eeeeek!!!

:hug::



If toast always lands butterside down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped toast to a cats back and dropped it?

clearly, mayhem would ensue

 

[spiffybeth]

Would the poor little ***** cat survive such a test?

9 lives, brother

 

[spiffybeth]

Clever answer


If Superman was so smart, why did he wear his underpants outside of his pants?

the joke's on you!

 

[spiffybeth]

Hahahahaha...smart ass!


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers??? :meh:

indeed they do!

 

[spiffybeth]

They must contain soy then :er:


am I bugging you....yet?

Why don't cartoon characters change clothes???

do you want to be bugging me?

there was a show on abc. the weekenders or something. they changed clothes.

 

[spiffybeth]

No. Not at all. I just don't want to thorn in your side.

:thumbup:



If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year....why do the doors have locks?

the locks keep out the gunman.

 

[spiffybeth]

But it's always open, how is that so?

comes standard on the door

 

[spiffybeth]

Gotcha.

At what post count would you like to see this thread dwindle?

at whichever one makes you happy.

 

[spiffybeth]

Oh?

But this is your thread, it's all about you...not me.

but youre keeping it alive... so really, its up to you.

 

[spiffybeth]

*cries*

Then I shall retire from posting here...


*leaves thread sobbing*

i wasnt saying you should stop!!!!!!!