My girl and I split up....

ShutteredEye · Aug 31, 2006

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back.

Corry · Aug 31, 2006

nitefly · Aug 31, 2006

Hahah, was that a really funny joke or truth?

ShutteredEye · Aug 31, 2006

nitefly said:
Hahah, was that a really funny joke or truth?

I'll never tell!:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

DepthAfield · Aug 31, 2006

Ounce for ounce, beer is far more cost effective than cosmetics!! :lol:

terri · Aug 31, 2006

DepthAfield said:
Ounce for ounce, beer is far more cost effective than cosmetics!!

Yeah, but you don't develop a "make-up gut", either..... :razz:

That said, I'd never dump Robert over beer. You can have all you want, honey. :cheers:

mentos_007 · Aug 31, 2006

well... I prefer beer to make up... I know I am weird

Alex_B · Aug 31, 2006

In any case ... either beer or make up! Don't use the two simultaneously or you might get funny results.

Oh, and keep in mind: to look pretty yourself, drinking the beer by yourself would not help much

[edit] That last line does of course NOT refer to the post by mentos_007 just above, but is of general nature! [/edit]

Another thought: Beer seems to enhance the visual image we get when looking at a member of the opposite gender. Also, apparently men drink more beer than women. Does it mean that on average blokes are prettier than gals?
Or is it only that us blokes are simply pickier? I am confused now

Whatever, nevermind :greenpbl:

ShutteredEye · Aug 31, 2006

terri said:
Yeah, but you don't develop a "make-up gut", either..... :razz:

That said, I'd never dump Robert over beer. You can have all you want, honey. :cheers:

Awwww. You're sweet!:mrgreen:

Xmetal · Aug 31, 2006

BEER: Helping fat chicks get laid since 1930.

Great story, Robbo!

inneist · Aug 31, 2006

Xmetal said:
BEER: Helping fat chicks get laid since 1930.

:lmao:

Now fill in the blank: .......... : Helping fat chicks get laid before 1930.

Alex_B · Sep 1, 2006

you are all horrible, you know that! :lmao: :wink:

Oldfireguy · Sep 1, 2006

Drink enough beer and there is no need for make-up.

PlasticSpanner · Sep 1, 2006

Xmetal said:
BEER: Helping fat chicks get laid since 1930.

Great story, Robbo!

Ten pinters! :lol:

MommyOf4Boys · Sep 1, 2006

hahaha, well with a new little one at home, I am thinking diapers is what it was really spent on..not beer or makeup hehe.
With that said:
Friends do not let friends drink and bring home ugly men.