Bram: let me take seriously the initial question (not sure I understood most of jokes, since I'm not natively speaking english-american).
If you do not need to become pro, there is no need for having "photography" in your brand. By the way, it is something highly uncreative, needed only if the picture by itself is not able to acknowledge you as a photographer (never saw "Henri Cartier-Bresson Photographie", while I saw many Mom44 Photography

). Since you have an exotic name&surname, I would just use it as is: one aim is to be recognized, and with such a name is easier than with a XYZ Photography standard brand. As a second choice, I would too play with your original country (if you are loving it). But please, no "photography".
Dutch Exposure.
Dutch Light.
Rembrandt Exposure (flemish painters with great light usage! do not forget them) would be nice, because it contains an anagram of your name, but at risk (you know, comparison could be hard).