nice discussion topic inside...

[MDowdey]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes???





















nothing, you already told her twice.


discuss.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[terri35 7]

From Ferny's thread awhile back....


Men are like ........Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

:greenpbl:

 

[ferny]

I thought you told her to get a sports bra.

 

[photogoddess]

Why are men smartest when they are having sex???











Because they are plugged into a genius.

 

[graigdavis]

Whats the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?




You can negotiate with a terrorist.

 

[Xmetal]

Q: White is the Brides dress white?

A: Matches the Kitchen appliences. :mrgreen:


Q: Why do women have small feet?

A: So they can stand closer to the sink. :mrgreen:

 

[tmpadmin]

Why don't women need watches?

Because there is already a clock on the stove.

I think the funniest line about women was on South Park - "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"

 

[Corry]

I think this thread is gonna make me scream!!!! These are all jokes that I hear on a daily basis from both my boyfriend (he likes to antagonize me, and he does it just to get a rise out of me) and one of my bosses, Mike (he's just an @ss)

 

[Corry]

But I suppose, if I must, I'll join in :mrgreen:

Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke

# Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
# A: A widow.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman"

 

[Corry]

Hmm..I think someone in this thread will like this one:

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

A. Shoot him again.

 

[tmpadmin]

But I suppose, if I must, I'll join in :mrgreen:

Fact: Men are living proof women can take a joke

# Q: What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
# A: A widow.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman"

Good to see you can dish it out too! :thumbup:

"If women ruled the world we wouldn't have a decent war again"

 

[Artemis]

lol..I dont have a joke yet...ill get some...

 

[LittleMan]

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"

Buaahahahhahaha!! :lmao:

 

[hobbes28]

This goes against my very nature..but it's funny, none the less.

Q: How many battered women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?







A: None...Let the ***** cook in the dark.

 

[terri35 7]

This goes against my very nature..but it's funny, none the less.

Q: How many battered women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?







A: None...Let the ***** cook in the dark.

good god. It's getting rough in here!