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Had the Jehovah Witnesses at the door the other day. If only I'd had one of these they would have had to bring me beer.

Joe

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A sign similar to this is on our front door......................:cool-48:
 
I need one of these! But...then it would take all the fun out of F'n with them.

Drives me nuts when people come to my door and believe I can't think for myself or find certain items without their help. Mess with them. By the time they leave, they're questioning their own existence. Usually don't return. Lol.
 
Drives me nuts when people come to my door and believe I can't think for myself or find certain items without their help. Mess with them. By the time they leave, they're questioning their own existence. Usually don't return. Lol.
Exactly. I have a wife for that. Whenever I feel like not thinking for myself, I find my wife, put on a blank stare and leave with her questioning my own existence. LOL
 
I like the write up :P
 
Had the Jehovah Witnesses at the door the other day. If only I'd had one of these they would have had to bring me beer.

Joe

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But, but, but ... I think that may have ended up as being doubly bad, you would have had to listen to the JW's while consuming some swill-ish, less than gourmet quality, brewski's. (As JW's don't drink, they most likely can't distinguish between good and bad beers.)
 
less than gourmet quality, brewski's.

No such thing as bad beer (at least till the next morning), just varying degrees of good and better.
 
less than gourmet quality, brewski's.

No such thing as bad beer (at least till the next morning), just varying degrees of good and better.

Maybe that's true of the homeless guy peddling change to get a few red dogs or natty daddy's; but I'd argue that there is absolutely bad beer lol
 
No such thing as bad beer (at least till the next morning), just varying degrees of good and better.
OK Smoke, I see what's going on here: Gary = Southern California, Destin = Western New York and Gary's even talkin' about gourmet beer? You think he drinks it from a fancy glass with a gold rim?

We're talking about free beer. In Alabama and Missouri all free beer is good beer (unless it's that fruit-flavored pansy piss they drink on the coast).;)

Joe
 
No such thing as bad beer (at least till the next morning), just varying degrees of good and better.
OK Smoke, I see what's going on here: Gary = Southern California, Destin = Western New York and Gary's even talkin' about gourmet beer? You think he drinks it from a fancy glass with a gold rim?

We're talking about free beer. In Alabama and Missouri all free beer is good beer (unless it's that fruit-flavored pansy piss they drink on the coast).;)

Joe
LOL ... the mug come outa the freezer. :cool-48:
 
Gary's Rating System:

1. Small Batched, handcrafted, boutique Brews (Great Beer - Five Star);
2. Premium Beer (Good Beer - Four Star);
3. Canned Beer (Okay, if that's all you got - Three Stars);
4. Truly Bad, Canned, Swill Beer (Okay if that's all you got, and it is sweltering hot and you're stranded somewhere in the middle of Death Valley in summer - Two Stars): and
5. Even if Cold, Would Not Be Good for Drowning Slugs and Snails (No Stars).
 
We're talking about free beer. In Alabama and Missouri all free beer is good beer (unless it's that fruit-flavored pansy piss they drink on the coast

Yup!!!! Couldn't say it any better!!!

I'd argue that there is absolutely bad beer lo

See Gary's comment below
Sorta like sex ...
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Gary's Rating System:

But as Joe so eloquently explained "FREE" trumps all ratings. LOL
 

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