o... k...

ferny

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I'm bored and nosing around eBay and found this, "eBay Pulse".
In it is a small section, " POPULAR SEARCHES: by number of searches" and I've found it slightly scary.

In reverse order;

10. massage - why would you search on eBay for a massage? I mean... oh... now I get it.... :oops:

9. escort - ok... not so good I guess. There are companies out there who can provide escorts, if you really really need one. Oh, wait! Maybe they're looking for a Ford?

8. photos - I'll assume it's all innocent.

7. amateur - amateur what exactly? Hopscotch contestant, potatoes, miniature Chinese acrobats?

6. date - I hope we're talking fruit...

5. pics - I wonder how often this search goes with 7, 3, 2 and 1.

4. pictures - echo, echo, echo.....

3. me - why would you search for yourself? And, wouldn't you do a search for your name instead?

2. wife - :shock: why, why, why, why????

and...

1. girlfriend - :biglaugh: oh dear.... :mrgreen:
 
:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
I am proud to say that I have never added to those lame searches... :lmao:
My most searched thing would probably be 'Canon' :lmao:
 

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