Oh joy!

[Hertz van Rental]

I am inside the police perimeter

BBC NEWS | England | Leicestershire | Prison riot still out of control

 

[lostprophet]

well if anyone on here should be locked up its you :greenpbl:

 

[JohnMF]

You haven't been causing trouble again have you Hertz?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Nothing was ever proven.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Nothing was ever proven.

Ah! The Scottish defence...

 

[Overread]

and I bet nothing was disproven either

 

[Antarctican]

Is Avis causing a ruckus again? Sending smoke signals to his accomplices on the outside?


(Don't be opening the door to any strangers wearing orange jumpsuits, okay??)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Don't be opening the door to any strangers wearing orange jumpsuits, okay?

I am quite familiar with my ex-wife's idea of sartorial elegance, thank you :er:

 

[Antarctican]

 

[Jaszek]

(Don't be opening the door to any strangers wearing orange jumpsuits, okay??)

Or you can just take them in and sell them to the police, or trade them for that lens you've always wanted lol

 

[Corry]

So, being inside that perimeter . . . what does that mean for you? Does that mean you can't leave it?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

They were only letting locals through - and you had to show id. We didn't even bother trying, though, because with my luck...

 

[matt-l]

they'd recognize you for those outstanding warrants?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Not after the extensive plastic surgery.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

I'd ask for a refund