quit my day job, need pointers fast

[molested_cow]

You need to start working on a good "pick up" line, you know, for the many dollars that you are going to have to beg from pedestrians.

 

[molested_cow]

For me, I don't want to quit. I want to fire my boss.

 

[Rekd]

Best troll of the month. Kind of surprised at the legs on this thread even though it's so blatant. :thumbup:

Blah blah blah

Hey Bran, Just wanted to congratulate you on the "I'm Stuck On Me" award. Could you tone down the "I love me, you love me." signature just a bit?

Just throwing that out there. :lmao:

 

[kacielynch]

Well........ Kudos to you for quitting an office job buttttttt..... I might be kind of heartbroken if my husband ever up and quit is job without discussing it with me.

With that said, if this isn't a joke, GOOD LUCK, and I hope your wife isn't as upset as I'd be.

 

[Rekd]

Well........ Kudos to you for quitting an office job buttttttt..... I might be kind of heartbroken if my husband ever up and quit is job without discussing it with me.

With that said, if this isn't a joke, GOOD LUCK, and I hope your wife isn't as upset as I'd be.

"Yeah, hey boss, let me interrupt this slow-motion train wreck of you screaming at me for no reason other than you ****ed up your job and want to blame it on me again... I want to call my wife and check with her before I tell you to shove this job up your ass. Mkthks."

Uh, right.

 

[timlair]

Not that it hasnt beens said, but here's a pointer, GET YOUR DAY JOB BACK

 

[Davor]

its good to have breaks once in a while from all this hard C&C we give people, trolling seems to spice things up.

And after looking at "a few" photo's you posted here, i suggest you start writing cover letter for a new job.

 

[Formatted]

I'm going to quit my job today, I don't like photography, I want to be a brain surgeon.

Do I need to go to medical school?

 

[Forkie]

[
People actually do that in real life? If I quit, I have to give 4 weeks notice. It's in my employment contract. I thought is was in all employment contracts!

Most folks in the U.S. don't have an employment contract.

Oh my.

 

[SrBiscuit]

aw maaaaaan....is this over already?

how's the new photo biz, OP?



lawlz

 

[Davor]

I'm going to quit my job today, I don't like photography, I want to be a brain surgeon.

Do I need to go to medical school?

No... just watch a bunch of ER episodes, they teach you everything. And for a crime scene investigator watch CSI. Books are for kids silly

 

[quiddity]

My wife took the news pretty well considering she is a teacher and there is this big fight in madison with our new governor and the unions.

She told me to get a job or get out.

Anyone need a website? Out of work web developer needs job

 

[e.rose]

So far every thread that I recall seeing from this OP tells me 1 of 2 things.

1. He lives for trolling.

-OR-

2. He's serious and absolutely f***ing delusional

After *this* thread though... I'm leaning towards number 1.

 

[Overread]

I'm going to quit my job today, I don't like photography, I want to be a brain surgeon.

Do I need to go to medical school?

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiince you're giving up the day job you won't be needing all that new shiny camera gear - I'll give it a good home and make sure its not let to got to waste (even if it is only nikon gear)

 

[e.rose]

6/10 for originality of post
3/10 for believability
1/10 for successful trolling

Quoted for truthfulness.