quotes

[Battou]

The only thing left for the PS4 and Xbox 720 is to add a toaster, a dishwasher, a coffee maker and improve the graphics more.

Priceless

 

[Christina]

"you can't make someone love you. all you can do is stalk them and pray they panic and give in."

 

[Hertz van Rental]

They say money can't buy happiness but I'd like to be given the chance to find that out for myself.

 

[Christina]

"whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door"

 

[PlasticSpanner]

" A slight inclination of the cranium is as adequate as a spasmodic movement of one optic to an equane quadruped totally devoid of any visionary capacity"

 

[PlasticSpanner]

" When you're younger you can eat what you want, drink what you want & still fit into your 28 inch waist jeans. Then you reach that age. 25/26 when your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag & without any warning at all you're suddenly a fat b*****d" - Arnold Rimmer

Also the start to "Sherrif Fatman" by Carter USM

 

[kundalini]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

If you want to know what God thinks of money just look at the people he gives it to - Old Jewish saying.


If sh*t became valuable peasants would be born without arseholes - Mexican saying


I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers - Scottish joke


I've never seen one that big before - judge at a flower show


He's so mean he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brains were on fire - Mike Jaffe (my photography tutor at College)