Hmmm... I have to put this in here...
I know most of you have probably seen this but I put a little spin to it. Here's the original:
We all know that have girlfriends that they take money and time... we can express that in a formula...
1. Girls=Money X time
Time is money so... (Time = Money)
2. Girls = Money X Money (or Money^2)
It has been said that money is the root of all evil... or...
3. Money = (evil)^(1/2)
We can equate the two formulas (2 & 3) and get...
4. Girls = ((evil)^(1/2))^2 or Girls = evil
But I have found this to not be true. (one the phrase actually is LOVE OF money is the root of all evil) so the equation would turn out like this:
(love of)^2 Girls = evil
... so I have devised my own...
1. Girls=Money X time
Time is Money so... (Time = Money)
Girls = Time^2
We also know that our "Time is presious" on this earth... hense...
Girls = presious^2...
Precious as defined by Dictionary.com can be
pre‧cious 
/ˈprɛʃəs/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[presh-uhs]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
adjective 1.of high price or great value; very valuable or costly:
precious metals. 2.highly esteemed for some spiritual, nonmaterial, or moral quality:
precious memories. 3.dear; beloved:
a precious child. 4.affectedly or excessively delicate, refined, or nice:
precious manners.
noun
6.a dearly beloved person; darling.
So let's treat them that way please...