Romance is dead

[Josh66]

DSCF0660 by J E, on Flickr

I cannot imagine "gettin' it on" here...

In case you can't tell what that is up there...

DSCF0659 by J E, on Flickr
...Yup, it's an empty condom box.


F'ing gross.

 

[runnah]

Urges just strike, don't judge.

 

[Josh66]

That's a box though, not just a wrapper - I'd have to think there were more than one in there. Not sure if that qualifies as an "urge", lol. Planning may have been involved.

Kids, I'm sure - especially since they chugged a Coke first, instead of cheap beer.


Hey, at least they used protection, right?

 

[pgriz]

Or, they were cleaning out the pocket lint... and couldn't find a waste-basket.

 

[Netskimmer]

A question... Where are the used condoms? :raisedbrow: They left everything else behind why take them? Makes me think pgriz might be correct.

 

[Josh66]

I didn't look for them too hard. Hopefully they went somewhere else to 'do the deed', lol. Maybe on a picnic table outside.

 

[mishele]

Romance is dead....blah!!

Some serious thought went into this evening of passion!! That lad thought enough to wrap his junk up and get his girl a drink for after she swallowed!! I call that a good man....lol

 

[Netskimmer]

Sad thing is, it was probably a married 40 something couple with a house full of kids and this was the only place they could find to be "alone"

 

[mishele]

I'm starting to recognize that place...lol

 

[pgriz]

Sad thing is, it was probably a married 40 something couple with a house gull of kids and this was the only place they could find to be "alone"

That's why bedroom doors have locks. The "open door" policy ends at bed-time. Sheeesh. :greenpbl:

 

[Josh66]

I'm starting to recognize that place...lol

You dirty, dirty girl.

 

[Netskimmer]

Unfortunately, most of those kinds of locks can be opened with a hair pin. I was unfortunate enough to figure this out when I was about 5...:shock: ...uke:

 

[Josh66]

Unfortunately, most of those kinds of locks can be opened with a hair pin. I was unfortunate enough to figure this out when I was about 5...:shock: ...uke:

So teaching my kids to pick locks before they start kindergarten is probably a bad idea then, right?



IMG_9329 by J E, on Flickr
They're not actually good at it yet, but it's only a matter of time... :lmao:

 

[Netskimmer]

Yup, my older brother accidentally locked the bathroom door and shut it from the outside and mom had to use the hair pin to get it open. That was all it took for my little brain to absorb the skill. Where that ability went when I started school, I'll never know.

 

[Onerider]