No, you were treating "wide" and "telephoto" as opposites/antonyms. They are not. They are values on two totally different dimensions. One is about angle of view, and the other is about designs that physically shorten the lens no matter what angle it is.
The opposite of wide is just narrow or long.
The opposite of telephoto is retrofocus (physically longer distances than the focal lengths). There are also additional design types that can shorten or lengthen lenses that you wouldn't really call either of these. Mirror lenses, for instance, shorten lenses physically while not being telephoto designs.
Those two dimensions can be intermixed in any way (wide retrofocus, wide telephoto, long retrofocus, long telephoto). An example of why you would ever want something like a long retrofocus design would be if it makes it much simpler to design a wide range zoom lens, if range and cheapness are more important than optical quality.
Here is an example of a 500mm lens that does not look like it is telephoto, for example:
http://i775.photobucket.com/albums/yy38/Rokinon/500P-1.jpg