SUPERMOON?

[GooniesNeverSayDie11]

Saw this article on yahoo.com. Disregard all the "sky is falling" garbage. I figured this may be the perfect scenario for some killer moon shots.

Will March 19 'Supermoon' Trigger Natural Disasters? - Yahoo! News

 

[480sparky67 66]

Uh, already mentioned.

 

[KmH]

On March 19, the moon will swing around Earth more closely than it has in the past 18 years....And one astrologer believes it could inflict massive damage on the planet....

I don't recall any "massive damage on the planet" 18 years ago. Does anyone else? I think the astrologer is full of ****, myself.

On top of that, it will be full...

Ok. What might that have to do with "massive damage on the planet".

The Moon is closer, farther, higher, lower, and it wobbles a little:

Inconstant Moon: The Moon at Perigee and Apogee

 

[o hey tyler]

In the event that **** does hit the fan. I've fashioned a fallout shelter into a Dark Room. So if worst comes to worst, I'll develop film while the world ends. I'm really not planning on that happening though.

 

[Stradawhovious]

On top of that, it will be full...

Ok. What might that have to do with "massive damage on the planet".

Well, the additional 0.00000000000007g of weight added by the light htting the surface of a full moon rather than say a 7/8 waxing crescent in conjunction to it's close proximity of the earth will cause an inner ear imbalance in all the world's house pets resulting in the immediate and simultaneous evacuation of the bowels and stomaches of tens of millions of adorable furry creatures as they stumble around in a stupor of vertigo.


Just wait. It will happen. Trust me, I'm an astrologistographer.