T shirt jokes

Frequency · Dec 22, 2012

The finest jokes happen on T-shirt
Kindly post the funny statements and questions you read on them...
Please also post your own new ideas with special mention

Bitter Jeweler · Dec 22, 2012

I'M FAT LET'S PARTY

Bitter Jeweler · Dec 22, 2012

One tequila
Two tequila
Three tequila
Floor

Frequency · Dec 22, 2012

This i read recently; i don't know whether it is an old one

From Mid day to mid night it is 12 hours; for mid night to mid day is 12 hours
From Trivandrum to Calicut it is 450km; from Calicut to Trivandrum it is 450 km
From Monday to Friday it is 5 days; from Friday to Monday it is 2 days.... this is cheating :grumpy:

( don't analyse the technical errors in such statements; just enjoy

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480sparky · Dec 22, 2012

I know some clown who has:

I shoot raw so I can PP later.

Frequency · Dec 22, 2012

My Wife is a Very good cook

...swines in the backyard says

thetrue · Dec 22, 2012

480sparky said:
I know some clown who has:

I shoot raw so I can PP later.

Wait....you're serious?

480sparky · Dec 22, 2012

thetrue said:
480sparky said:

I know some clown who has:

I shoot raw so I can PP later.

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Wait....you're serious?

Serious as a heart attack.

He also has

and

thetrue · Dec 22, 2012

So you made them at home?

480sparky · Dec 22, 2012

thetrue said:
So you made them at home?

Local Tshirt shop.

thetrue · Dec 22, 2012

Nice, except that last one, but we'll reserve that for another time.

When we were young, my sister and I "designed" a bunch of shirts. My favorite was for the mall rat crowd, it read - "Bet you I can make the cop shoot his gun"

Ah, childhood!