That's it, then.

[Hertz van Rental]

But playing Canadians.
It's called 'satire'.

 

[Antarctican]

They were playing satyrs? (I always thought Brits were a little fixated on, well, their schoolboy days)

 

[Hertz van Rental]

There you have it, folks. Proof that Canadians are deaf as well as dumb. In next weeks show we will be trying to find out just how stiff the Brit upper lip is...

 

[Antarctican]

We'll also be investigating what the British call 'cuisine' (and I use the term loosely), the state of the British dental system and many other tried and true clichés.

 

[hawkeye]

Oh, niiiiiiiiiiice.

You should be bloody happy to be 'mistaken' for a member of a polite, peaceful nation.

It's too cold up there to be anything other than peaceful

Eat, sleep and make babies... what else is there to do :|

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It's too cold up there to be anything other than peaceful

Eat, sleep and make babies... what else is there to do :|

Interfere with penguins by the look of things.

 

[Antarctican]

Is that a euphemism for what they do to sheep in your neck of the woods?

 

[Tangerini]

Ah yes, but I'm sure even you can appreciate a country that came up with the Rhinoceros Party

 

[Antarctican]

Hertz, you've just gotta chill out, go with the flow, and embrace your inner Canadian.

You'll have to give up a few things though. Like group sex. Canadians find there are just waaaay too many thank you notes to write afterwards.

[Everyone, feel free to chip in with your favourite signs of being a Canadian.]

 

[Fangman]

Or Canada where they have a tribe of pet helicopters and herd one group of ex-pats into a reserve called Quebec and wont let them speak English.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

During WWI four carrier pigeons landed in a trench full of Canadian troops. They ate three of them and used the fourth to send a 'thank you' note.
I now know they were just being polite and not witty

 

[Antarctican]

You'll have to get used to our colder temperatures too. Here's a quick comparison guide:

(10 C)
Brits try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

(4.4 C)
Brits shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.

(1.6 C)
British Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

(0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

(-40 C)
London shuts down.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

(-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

(-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

(-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

(-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup

 

[Jewel32]

:lmao: :lmao: LMAO


Proud to be Canadian Yes!!!!

 

[jstuedle]

And our police don't dress up like the chorus in a Gay musical.

Is that the Canadians of the Scotts Van?

 

[Seefutlung]

ehhhh?