That's it, then.

[Hertz van Rental]

I've been mistaken for a Canadian and I can't live with the shame.

 

[Big Mike]

That's too bad for you

 

[LaFoto]

And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear
I’ll stage my case, of which I’m certain.
I’ve lived a life that’s full
I travelled each and ever’ry highway,
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I’ve had a few,
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Yes there were times, I’m sure you knew,
When I bit off more than I could chew,
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way.
I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried
I’ve had my fill, my share of losing,
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing,
To think I did all that,
And may I say, not in a shy way,
Oh no, oh, no, not me: I did it my way.

For what is a man, what has he got?
I’m not himself, when he has naught
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows and did it my way!

Text by: Paul Anka and Gilles Thibault

Sigh, Hertzilein...

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Could be worse you know, it's not as if you were born there or anything...

 

[Mesoam]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I've been mistaken for a Canadian and I can't live with the shame.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You shouldn't laugh at other people's misfortunes

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

Bu-bye, eh?

 

[(Ghastly) Krueger]

And what exactly were you doing to be called that?

 

[Fangman]

I am told that I am often mistaken . . . .especially by my wife, but I can never remember for what!

 

[Alex_B]

You knew this would happen some day, eh?

You just hang around with the wrong penguins too much!

 

[Antarctican]

Oh, niiiiiiiiiiice.

You should be bloody happy to be 'mistaken' for a member of a polite, peaceful nation.

 

[Sideburns]

what were you doing? Being extra nice to someone?

lol.

You know you're canadian if:
You get a prank phone call and carry on a conversation for more than 10 minutes.

You know you might be in Canada if:
You go to the store and a random guy next to you starts helping you find what you're looking for.


ahahaa...dude. Being Canadian is not so bad.

 

[Antarctican]

^^^ Heehee, good ones!

Aussies, Canadians, Americans and Brits Compared

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

You should be bloody happy to be 'mistaken' for a member of a polite, peaceful nation.

I don't need to be 'mistaken' for a member of such a nation - I'm English so I'm already there.
So if Canadians are all you say they are, why is there a Canadian law against pushing live moose out of moving aircraft?
At least in England foxes had a sporting chance.

And our police don't dress up like the chorus in a Gay musical.

 

[Antarctican]

And our police don't dress up like the chorus in a Gay musical.

As depicted by the Monty Python troup, you mean. Brits, weren't they?