The Businessman's poem...

[Hertz van Rental]

In Brighton it was Bridget.
It was Patsy up in Perth.
In Cambridge it was Lisa,
The hottest girl on Earth.
In Stafford it was Stella,
The best of all the bunch.
But down on his expense account
They were petrol, oil and lunch!

 

[Arch]

...... didnt know you were the poet hertz! very good

 

[Corry]

 

[Rob]

:lmao: Good one!

Rob

 

[JonMikal]

...... didnt know you were the poet hertz! very good

hertz is the master of everything! :thumbup:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...... didnt know you were the poet hertz! very good

Then you never discovered this thread.
http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31870

 

[mentos_007]

hahahha great!

 

[Calliope]

I remember that thread... you are the master of many things! :hail:

 

[Arch]

Then you never discovered this thread.
http://www.thephotoforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31870

wow, there's a ton of it on there... some good stuff from everyone... maybe one for resurrection in future..... i doubt id be any good tho :mrgreen:

 

[aprilraven]

hertz is the master of everything! :thumbup:

your last name is not bates is it????

(let it sink in... read jonmikals quote....

wait for it.... ..bam!)

i knew you had numerous skills...

photogal has told me of some!!! :taped sh:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

your last name is not bates is it????

Funny you should say that as my mother's maiden name is Bates.
This goes some way to explaining why I have an obsession about showers....

 

['Daniel']

And HP sauce...