The completely off-topic thread

[Arch]

Bananas are always too green... so you leave em... then they are too brown... what gives man.

 

[doenoe]

freaking marbles, just rolling everywhere.....i mean, what the heck

 

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

I spent all day playing Grand Theft Auto.

 

[caspertodd]

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

 

[matt-l]

rain.

 

[doenoe]

wow, just like at that spider.....its huge.

 

[caspertodd]

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

 

[doenoe]

ah well, as long as there are fireworks, there will be big bangs

 

[matt-l]

desert...it calls my name.

 

[Uglulyx Takes Photos Too]

Don't you just hate it when your pants burst into flames? You have to go get a new pair then, and you gotta walk to the store naked.

 

[nealjpage]

Why won't my house clean itself?

 

[Overread]

new toys are fun!

 

[nealjpage]

I've got something in my eye.

 

[caspertodd]

What's the abbreviation for abbreviated?

 

[nealjpage]

It's cold in here.