The completely off-topic thread

[Fangman]

Do weather forecasters get it wrong on purpose?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Swimming with dolphins is the thing.

 

[abraxas]

Her walk had a wiggle like a couple of bobcats fighting in a sack!

 

[Overread]

There is no spoon
There is no fork
There is no thread

 

[matt-l]

people are here putting hardwood on the floor, and those air compressors are ANNOYING! They've been at it since 7:00 this morning and its 11 now and im going to flip!

 

[abraxas]

Boneless chickens?

 

[matt-l]

le creme de glace de noix de raisin

thats right...i speak french!

 

[Big Bully]

Ode' to baseball... Balls in the air, hands in the mits, bases are loaded, Oh there is a home run.

 

[caspertodd]

I prefer Jessica Alba please!

 

[Big Bully]

Can I have Tom Welling all to myself on a private beach?

 

[Mullen]

So that's why my mustache and top of my beard are turning blonde.. :scratch:

 

[xbox360gurl70s]

damn google working it's way to yahoo's panties

 

[Tangerini]

1. What exactly is the price of tea in China?
2. Why do some people insist on keeping the topic of conversation to the inflation of its price?
And 3. How does the price affect the effect of the supply and demand concerning other items not worth talking about?

 

[Chris of Arabia]

...if only you weren't so young

 

[Antarctican]

I wonder if people would travel to attend a meetup of The Whining Forum??