The completely off-topic thread

[TamiyaGuy]

Seriously, can you two NOT make me want to vomit in ANY thread I walk into?!

Anyway. Who am I? Where am I going? What is my puropse in life? Where do I live? Who stole my wallet? Why me?

 

[toofpaste]

Explosive Diarreah.

 

[brianne5499]

Someone has delusions of grandeur...betcha can't guess who...

 

[TamiyaGuy]

Hmm... the tentativeness of this explosively placed sentence is making one wish to submit one's content's of one's breakfast on one's kitchen floor.

THE CAKE IS A LIE.

 

[Chris of Arabia]

Well it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I'm not looking forward to the doing the dishes afterwards...

 

[toofpaste]

SLDKFjsd falkdsjfa

 

[Hawaii Five-O]

geewilkers Batman

 

[zandman]

i like cake..

 

[TamiyaGuy]

IT'S A LIE, DAMNIT. I KEEP TELLING YOU, BUT YOU DON'T LISTEN, DO YOU??? No, no-one listens to me, because they're too busy listening to that cake. "it's so delicious and moist" they always say, but THEY'RE LYING!!! IT DOES NOT EXIST! I know the truth, but no-one listens to me. Only me and GLaDOS know the real truth, but GLaDOS doesn't care. She NEVER cares! I found the cake. It wasn't delicious. It wasn't moist. It wasn't even a cake. IT'S A LLLIIIIIEEEEE, I TELL YOU.

 

[iflynething]

Would you like to touch my wenis? My Monkey?

~Michael~

 

[tkaat]

twitter
is awesome - even though i have never used it; it is the coolest thing ever yeah for everbody on tiwitter

 

[TamiyaGuy]

Of course, the delicious, moist, cylindrical baked treat which you lay your eyes on does, in fact, cease to exist.

 

[tkaat]

I have chocolate milk on my grocery list

 

[BlueEyes01]

grapes, red & green+
cream cheese+
sour cream+
a bit of sugar
Pecans+
YUMMMMMMMMM

 

[polymoog]

What castle?