The 'make Corry forget it's almost V-day and she's single' thread

[Corry]

Rules for thread participation:

1) No seriousness permitted

2) Lots of flirting and silliness encouraged.

3) Clothing is optional.


My google search for a random funny image resulted in:

 

[LittleMan]

Will you be my valentine corry? :blushing:


:heart:

 

[Corry]

Will you be my valentine corry? :blushing:


:heart:

Who could say no to you!?

...course, you'll have to share me...I'm totally playin' the field this Valentine's Day. :mrgreen: :greenpbl:

 

[LittleMan]

Who could say no to you!?

...course, you'll have to share me...I'm totally playin' the field this Valentine's Day. :mrgreen: :greenpbl:

me too, don't worry. :lmao:

 

[EBphotography]

*posts naked*

 

[Tangerini]

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.
"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

 

[Corry]

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He'd spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. The population, despite all efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate. Finally, Finn went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom Trom looked into the problem, and came up with a solution. The little frogs had succumbed to a chemical change in the swamp's water, and simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce. Tom brewed up a new adhesive, made from a dash of this, a zoss of that, and most critically, one part sodium.
"You mean?.... " Jim said when told.
"Yes," said Tom, "They needed mono-sodium glue to mate."

That joke was so nerdy, and I LOVE IT!

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Maybe you should have started a Valentines day thread only for single people?

Or you could start the "TPF Blind Date Meetup Thread"? (Singles only!)

At least you don't have to buy a soppy card & be slushy nice to someone all evening, when all you wanna do is get on TPF and EBay!

 

[Alex_B]

Or you could start the "TPF Blind Date Meetup Thread"?

Great idea

(Singles only!)

Uhm, why that? this is serious discrimination!

 

[Corry]

Maybe you should have started a Valentines day thread only for single people?

Or you could start the "TPF Blind Date Meetup Thread"? (Singles only!)

At least you don't have to buy a soppy card & be slushy nice to someone all evening, when all you wanna do is get on TPF and EBay!

B-b-b-but I waaaaant to buy a soppy card and be slushy nice to someone all evening!!!!!

 

[markc]

Mmmm... Slushy....

 

[lostprophet]

:hug::

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Great idea




Uhm, why that? this is serious discrimination!

You'd say wife swapping was discrimination because you don't have a wife next!

 

[Alex_B]

You'd say wife swapping was discrimination because you don't have a wife next!

well, I could hand in someone elses wife still to get the other wife

 

[Corry]

:hug::

Aaawww! Thanks LP! :hugs: