The 'make Corry forget it's almost V-day and she's single' thread

[PlasticSpanner]

B-b-b-but I waaaaant to buy a soppy card and be slushy nice to someone all evening!!!!!

Buy me a card then! PM Your address & I'll send you a card too!

 

[PlasticSpanner]

well, I could hand in someone elses wife still to get the other wife

If you could get someones wife to take to a wife swapping party, why would you want to swap with someone elses wife if you already have someone elses wife anyway?

 

[Alex_B]

If you could get someones wife to take to a wife swapping party, why would you want to swap with someone elses wife if you already have someone elses wife anyway?

because i would have her first and then swap ...

errrm, i hope noone read that ...

 

[PlasticSpanner]

because i would have her first and then swap ...

errrm, i hope noone read that ...

Do you plan to borrow someone elses car keys too!

 

[Corry]

Buy me a card then! PM Your address & I'll send you a card too!

But you aren't single!!!!

Naughty boy...

 

[Alex_B]

Do you plan to borrow someone elses car keys too!

noooo! I am not a thief ya know!!

 

[PlasticSpanner]

You don't need the car! Just the keys!

 

[Alex_B]

You don't need the car! Just the keys!

hope it is a huge car then

 

[Tangerini]

That joke was so nerdy, and I LOVE IT!

:nerd: Yay!

 

[ferny]

I could dry hump you. I'm sure you'd love it.


Look, I'm tired and cold. I can't be arsed with flirting. No point in beating around the bush, you may as well just dive right in there. Erm, so to speak.

 

[lostprophet]

3) Clothing is optional.

Well here I am!!!

its a big file so it may take a while to load in

 

[Corry]

Well here I am!!!

its a big file so it may take a while to load in

SUCH A TEASE!!!!

 

[lostprophet]

well there is still 2 days to go

 

[Alex_B]

i like the psychedelic colours ....

 

[Corry]

well there is still 2 days to go

I think you're just playin' hard to get.