The person below me game

[andycarnall]

Damn-it you Brits speak English!

Is that a cherry popper or a masturbator?
Yes, both of them.

TPBM likes to cook waffles in their knickers

Tried it - just got crumbs in my a$$, or is that yet another word that doesn't translate, and why would you put waffles in your underwear anyway :scratch:

EDIT - don't mind me, on another planet at the moment, worked out what you actually meant (I think), and NO, not waffles, but breakfast yes

TPBM has found out about at least one sexual encounter from someone else because they were too drunk to remember it themselves

 

[photogoddess]

Not a chance. That's just plain gross to me. uke:



TPBM likes to watch old B Godzilla movies.

 

[Traci]

Nope...Planet of the Apes, maybe, but not Godzilla :er:

TPBM likes to pluck their eye lashes out, one by one!

 

[MDowdey]

true. pubes after that....



TPBM likes to rub lotion on there body and slide in the grass in there backyard.



md

 

[Corry]

Ouch! Why would anyone do that?

TPBM had a childhood imaginary friend that they are too embarrassed to tell anyone about.

 

[photogoddess]

No imaginary friends for me.




TPBM likes to photocopy their butt when no one is looking at work.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I do it in public - I call it 'performance Art' (in Court anyway)

TPBM likes to do a spot of uphill gardening now and then.

 

[Xmetal]

Only when my mother forces a shovel into my hand and chucks me out the backdoor.

TPBM is obessive/compulsive

 

[photogoddess]

I'm not obsessive or compulsive about anything.


TPBM likes getting wedgies.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Um... I go commando so I don't think it would work on me.

TPBM likes giving wedgies.

 

[photogoddess]

That's actually true. But only if they really deserve it.




TPBM likes to hang upside down until their face turns red.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

If your face turns red because all the blood rushes to it - then it stands to reason that your bottom must go blue. What an interesting theory...

TPBM once had a sexual encounter under a table in a restaurant - and nobody noticed.

 

[photogoddess]

False but Don't I wish!




TPBM likes to sing in the shower while doing a naughty dance.

 

[Xmetal]

I do sing in the shower but minus the naughty dance.

TPBM sleeps in frequently

 

[LilCujo]

MMMMM sleeping in...on the weekends I sleep in....sleep rocks...


TPBM used to be a highschool bully