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Not a chance. :D No celery floggings... public or behind closed doors. ;)


TPBM likes to sleep at work.
 
Can't sleep at work, My boss would kill me. :lol:

TPBMis an attention whore.
 
yep :D

TPBM got straight A's all through high school, and had a teacher with the last name 'Brenton'
 
Nah! Got straight 'C's - and all my teachers were called B*stard.

TPBM is a megalomaniac and is secretly plotting to take over the world using an army of poisoned monkeys.
 
Well I'll have to think of a new plan now that one has been found out.

TPBM has a bad hair day every day.
 
I'm going bald - nuff said

TPBM hasn't broken a bone in their past life span
 
Xmetal said:
I'm going bald - nuff said

TPBM hasn't broken a bone in their past life span


Sort of - I've broken 1 but it wasn't mine (and it was an accident, before anyone suggests anything else)

TPBM has at least twice vowed never to drink again
 
hehe not just twice, every weekend.

TPBM is a fast food junkie.
 
Hell no! That stuff will kill you.


TPBM secretly listens to disco really loud in the car.
 
AlisonPower said:
Hmmm....does ABBA count? :oops:

TPBM wants to have/has a large family
yup, I have a huge family.... 5 brothers and 1 sister. :mrgreen:

TPBM Loves to hunt.
 
Sure do. The sight of all that road just gets me so mad I have to get in my car and drive all over it to teach it a lesson... Aaah! That would explain what happened. *&@$@! roads. Kill them all.

TPBM would secretly like to have a sex change.
 
Damn-it you Brits speak English!

Is that a cherry popper or a masturbator?
Yes, both of them.

TPBM likes to cook waffles in their knickers
 

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