The person below me game

[Hertz van Rental]

TPBM used to be a highschool bully

What? With my back?

TPBM is so bad at cooking that they even manage to burn water.







(And PG - you need to go to the right restaurant :mrgreen: )

 

[photogoddess]

False - actually I'm a pretty good cook.



TPBM has a secret clown fetish.


(Hertz... exactly what kind of restaurant do I need to go to?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

(Hertz... exactly what kind of restaurant do I need to go to?

The RIGHT kind :mrgreen:


I like nothing better than to writhe naked whilst smothered in clowns.... that's why I do nothing.


TPBM gets mistaken for a clown - even when they aren't wearing make-up and a wig)

 

[photogoddess]

False

TPBM has a tu-tu and a fairy's wand that they wear when they think no one is looking.

I'm starting to feel like this game has become "The Hertz below me". Still thinking about that restaurant. Can I get reservations there?

 

[fadingaway1986]

Depends on the mood

The person below me has a pink toothbrush

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Only when my gums are bleeding...

I'm starting to feel like this game has become "The Hertz below me". Still thinking about that restaurant. Can I get reservations there?

Oh come now. You've been under me a few times as well. As for the restaurant - mostly when I was under the table it was because I was p*ssed and fell off my chair. I've crawled around on so many floors I'm growing scales... wouldn't mind the forked tongue though. Could be useful if it didn't give me too much of a lisp.


TPBM needs to wash their mind out with soap and water and become a nun :lmao:

 

[ferny]

TPBM needs to wash their mind out with soap and water and become a nun

I tried it for a while but never got into the habit.


TPBM has a crush on Arty.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I tried it for a while but never got into the habit.

You've tried to get into a nun's habit? Did she let you? Is copping a feel of a nun like a religious experience? I wonder if Heaven and earth move...

TPBM has a crush on Arty.

I've got some Arty Crush (Nesquick make it). Does that count?


TPBM howls at the moon when it's full - and occasionally buries their bone in the back garden :mrgreen:

 

[Xmetal]

The moon part yes, the bone part.... let's not go there!

TPBM will (in 500 words or less) post up all of their gulity pleasures.

 

[photogoddess]

Guilty Pleasures.... I might have said sex but there's no guilty feelings there. If I had to come up with something, it would be that I love Diet Coke even though it's really bad for you. Life is too short to feel guilty about pleasures in life.


TPBM secretly uses a pacifier at night.

Oh come now. You've been under me a few times as well.

Yes I have! :lmao:

 

[Corry]

A pacifier? No, but I do snuggle up with the big stuffed heart Erik gave me on Valentine's day!

TPBM is addicted to caffiene.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Damn right. I drink so much I even sweat it. I have been known to cut out the messing around with water and coffee and take it pure. Ask if you want details of how to do it....


TPBM has colour deficient sight and guesses at traffic lights.


(I've known at least one person who had to do this)

 

[Meysha]

No I don't guess at traffic lights. and couldn't the person just look where the light was (top, bottom, middle??)

TPBM likes to throw water bombs from a tall building on people below.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

No I don't guess at traffic lights. and couldn't the person just look where the light was (top, bottom, middle??)

That's what he did. It's a bit hairy when you are going at speed. It was even worse at night with the sodium street lights. The orange colour confused him so he used to just guess and put his foot down. I know - he drove me around a lot - I took to wearing double strength underpants.

TPBM likes to throw water bombs from a tall building on people below.

No but I have been known to throw jellies off the top of high buildings onto cars.

TPBM only buys cereal for the free gift inside.

 

[Chase]

Only if its a really reallly cool gift. Temporary tattoos are a gift straight from heaven!

TPBM plays TPBM game waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.