They say "you are what you eat"...

[Senor Hound]

Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was making too much noise chomping on air ...

Mmmmm mmm, that's some good tastin' air! Do I detect a bit of o-zone?

 

[Garbz]

Or cannibals taste like other people. Wait... I didn't think something through.

 

[monkeykoder]

Well I guess that explains why I've been watching romance movies lately...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

...so why doesn't duck taste like bread..?

It's "you are what you eat" and not "you taste of what you eat", silly.
Ducks float on water and like to loaf about. Bread floats on water and goes about as a loaf.
I rest my case.

 

[kundalini]

I wonder if I taste like a cat?

Ooops, just read and digested Hertz's comment.

Meow.