MommyOf4Boys
TPF Noob!
I have 4 boys lololol
ok seriously....
My grandma has been married 12 times, after the 7th marriage, she had to get married in the state of Alabama, becasue 7 is the legal limit in the state of Florida.
I know how to tie the stem of a cherry in a knot with my tongue.
I once got a large bug stuck in my ear. I was at a party, sitting next to a cute guy, talking. all of a sudden a bug flew in my hair, i went to shoo it out and it went into my ear. I covered the opening to my ear and suffocated the bug. Went to the hospital and "Dr. Braintwain" could not get it out. The next day I went to an ear nose and throat doctor and they removed what they called "a very cute bug".
I was once stopped by a police officer because I was speeding. He asked me what the hurry was. (I have IBS) so I told him that if he did not let me get home, I was going to mess myself right there. He told me to have a nice day and let me on my merry way.
ok seriously....
My grandma has been married 12 times, after the 7th marriage, she had to get married in the state of Alabama, becasue 7 is the legal limit in the state of Florida.
I know how to tie the stem of a cherry in a knot with my tongue.
I once got a large bug stuck in my ear. I was at a party, sitting next to a cute guy, talking. all of a sudden a bug flew in my hair, i went to shoo it out and it went into my ear. I covered the opening to my ear and suffocated the bug. Went to the hospital and "Dr. Braintwain" could not get it out. The next day I went to an ear nose and throat doctor and they removed what they called "a very cute bug".
I was once stopped by a police officer because I was speeding. He asked me what the hurry was. (I have IBS) so I told him that if he did not let me get home, I was going to mess myself right there. He told me to have a nice day and let me on my merry way.