This guy is SUCH A CATCH!!!!

[Antarctican]

It keeps saying its taking too long to respond... Does anyone have another link? It sounds funny!

See post 4 above (the links that Corry posted). The first link has the same phone messages contained in the OP's link

 

[clarinetJWD]

Saturday Night Live couldn't have come up with a script that funny....

Who talks like that??!!!

Well, that's true, but mainly because Saturday Night Live hasn't had a funny script in over 10 years!

 

[lostprophet]

Just what the hell is wrong with you people??

How I chat up women is my own business and I'd rather you lot didn't talk about me like a freak.

I can't help the way I am, I'm just lonely and need someone in my life.

I bet you lot have used chat up lines that are nowhere near as good as my technique, but do you see me laughing at you lot? no!