Three Photos - One is of a slightly adult nature - parents be warned

[AgentDrex]

Came outside for a smoke this morning and this is the first sight I seen that captured my attention for some reason:

#1

This was yesterday, apparently squirrelly was wanting a portrait...but since I don't do good portraits, this is what he got...you get what you pay for squirrel
#2

And now for something slightly adult: Fornicating Flies
#3

 

[tirediron]

That last one is a good capture, even if it does violate the TPF 'NSFW" policy!

 

[AgentDrex]

I told them to put their clothes on, but they just told me to...wait for it...buzz off...

 

[Kbarredo]

I told them to put their clothes on, but they just told me to...wait for it...buzz off...

Should have put on some barry white for them.

 

[AgentDrex]

Right...or some Chuck Norris...he makes instruments play themselves

 

[Ron Evers]

I like the squirrel shot, nice focus.

 

[AgentDrex]

Too bad most of it fell on the bark of the tree...pretty darn close though...

 

[AgentDrex]

So apparently the fornicating fly photo is of a pair of American Hoverflies: Eupeodes americanus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Malone]

So apparently the fornicating fly photo is of a pair of American Hoverflies: Eupeodes americanus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Watch out for those fornicating and sketchy websites; Kbarredo just got a virus from that!

 

[newatdslr]

great pics ,,,the fly's ,,to funny

 

[baturn]

Before someone else says it, turning your camera 90 degrees ccw would have helped the squirrel photo. Just sayin'.

 

[AgentDrex]

baturn - portrait then?