Time for bed

[lostprophet]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.



It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.



Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.



Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often.



Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.



Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have u got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
Pies you d!ckhead.



Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its @rse
and turned its wool to nylon.



Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gay.



Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.



Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

 

[Lisa B]

haha

mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
and now it goes to school with her
between two bits of bread! <---I used to LOVE that one hah

 

[LaFoto]

I'm too simple for the Simple Simon one :er: ... don't get it...

But I do like the one of the skirt split at the front ... That one rhymes so well, heehee.

 

[nossie]

But I do like the one of the skirt split at the front ... That one rhymes so well, heehee.

Oh it does, it really does.

 

[ferny]

Did you know that humpty dumpty was a cannon and that the rhyme isn't too far from the truth?


Mary had a little lamb, his wool was black as soot.
And everywhere that Mary went, his sooty foot he'd put.

 

[Antarctican]

Toooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[momof3girls]

Those are good! :lmao: