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[ronlane]

This just in, Microsoft's new OS to be code named Seahawks, in hopes that it operates as well as the NFL team did last night at the Superbowl.

 

[Braineack]

"Waiting to get their hands on the Lombardi Trophy, the Seahawks were surrounded by security guards in orange jackets. It was the first time anyone in that color stopped them all night."

 

[pgriz]

I didn't know that practice sessions come with a half-time show. So, now that we have that out of the way, when's the big game gonna happen?

 

[ronlane]

I didn't know that practice sessions come with a half-time show. So, now that we have that out of the way, when's the big game gonna happen?

I think the Denver fans are waiting with you. lol

 

[Derrel]

This just in, Microsoft's new OS to be code named Seahawks, in hopes that it operates as well as the NFL team did last night at the Superbowl.

Yeah...but we know that without at least 12 men in IT to support it it will be utterly useless for large enterprise, but "adequate" for up to eight users. After 43 weeks of teething pains and security flaws and hacker attacks, we will be told by the computer magazines that the reason it's so unstable and unreliable is that it was built on an old kernel nicknamed Peyton...and that they're just gonna give in and wait until next year, then retire it...

 

[ronlane]

True Derrel, very true.

You know Paul Allen better go back to Microsoft and fix them to keep his stocks up there so that he can write those checks for all the new contracts that will be coming due in the next couple of years. He really needs to keep that team in tact.

 

[480sparky40 39]

Windows 8 is just a 64-bit patch for a 32-bit update on a rewrite of a 16-bit version of an 8-bit OS that didn't function at a 4-bit level.... all from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

 

[ronlane]

Windows 8 is just a 64-bit patch for a 32-bit update on a rewrite of a 16-bit version of an 8-bit OS that didn't function at a 4-bit level.... all from a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[terri34 6]

Y'all are too much!!!

 

[minicoop1985]

Peyton wanted to throw in the towel, but that got intercepted too.