w00t - NSFW

[Big Bully]

I've been 'around the world', and found a$$holes to be evenly spread.

They may be evenly spread, but some are dirty bastards..

 

[abraxas]

wow, this thread has suffered the hardship of many over eager TPFers, shame...

I would never have believed my post would become so admired. I'm lingering until it becomes flaccid. Give me twenty minutes and I'm up for another go at it.

They may be evenly spread, but some are dirty bastards..

I think that's what makes it intriguing to explore all the nooks and crannys.

 

[Big Bully]

True, and through exploring you may find that some holes are being blocked by some pretty big dicks.

 

[Antarctican]

This whole thread is getting out of hand.

 

[Big Bully]

Hahaha, I will calm down... my excitement with this thread was starting to climax.. But I can get it under control..

 

[abraxas]

This has certainly become an interesting, shall we say, ... Ménage à trois???

 

[Antarctican]

Think you could handle it? Are you sure you can pull it off?

 

[Big Bully]

It would be hard. But I think I could get a firm grasp of the situation and manage it.

 

[Antarctican]

I've heard abraxas can be rather prickly and might rub people the wrong way.....




(W, you know I'm just kidding and going for the double entendres, right?)

 

[abraxas]

I've heard abraxas can be rather prickly and might rub people the wrong way.....




(W, you know I'm just kidding and going for the double entendres, right?)

(w00t!!!, message #69)

I'll rub 'em pretty much anyway I can get them.

I'm thinking this may be a situation I never should have slipped into, but will certainly enjoy watching as things get heated up.

 

[Big Bully]

Well I guess if the situation gets too sticky we can always ease the tention with some lubrication. Then things just might slip into place.

 

[Antarctican]

Hope you're not sending out the wrong kind of massage to abraxas, BB.

We don't want him to get a bad vibe.

 

[abraxas]

...

a bad vibe.

Any 'vibe' I bring to the party will be in full working order with fresh batteries.

 

[Antarctican]

:shaking:

That's so exciting!

:goodvibe:

 

[MissMia]

How on earth did I miss this thread? Very creative shot Abraxas!