wanna be friends?

[Hertz van Rental]

This section is called Off Topic for a very good reason - it's to stop people posting stuff here that's on topic.

 

[lostprophet]

so...... any other fully qualified Oyster sexers in the house?

 

[cameramike]

how exactly do you become qualified for something like that?

i go by the name mike by the way

 

[Hertz van Rental]

how exactly do you become qualified for something like that?

It started as a hobby when he was a boy and then he went to night school...

 

[kundalini]

Scoot over guys, I wanna get in on this. I know it's crowded, but surely there's enough room for one or two more.

It started as a hobby when he was a boy and then he went to night school...

Was that the school where the only materials required for class were a flashlight/torch, a glossy magazine and a "tent"?

 

[kundalini]

Oh, okay, is that the way it is? I don't need a compass. I'll just go off and play with myself.

 

[kundalini]

....hmmmm....errr....ohhhhh.....what I meant was that I'll go and play BY myself.

It's nothing new. Either way you look at it. =(

 

[ferny]

But at least you've got eye protection.

 

[Battou]

But at least you've got eye protection.

I am surprised that is not a pre-requisite

 

[ferny]

Speaks a man of experience?

 

[Battou]

Speaks a man of experience?

No...glossy mags do nothing for me, I need something more tangable, so I skipped it

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I need something more tangable

Something inflatable, perhaps?