I am about to pi$$ off a lot of people.
"OMG, I love the advice all the people who have little real experience or knowledge about weddings are giving."
(people such as you, I'm guessing, I don't recall any links to your extensive wedding galleries, or your wedding photography website).
"the OP is not even experienced with the most rudimentary functions of his own camera"
(Where was that said, and why in your infinite wisdom did you think that was an issue?)
"Sorry to say, but unless he does something *really* smart like get together a few friends and family and split the cost of a real good and experienced photographer or get very aggressive with his studies in photography, spend some serious cash and learning time with some proper equipment, the results will be mediocre at best."
(Not all photogs. have an unlimited supply of money, as you seem to, and not all brides and grooms have an unlimited supply of time for the photog to set up a shot (going from the only wedding shot that I know of you have posted here) as your bride and groom had. Some photogs, however do have vision and talent, do you Jerry, or do you simply regurgitate what you've read from Strobist, etc...)
This is not a new story, and it happens ALL THE TIME and the results are ALWAYS the same. The bride and groom, the people who deserve to get the BEST results on THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THEIR LIVES... get screwed over.
(Blind generalization, ALL THE TIME, really?)
"I say it time and again... wedding photography is the most demanding form of any photography out there. Not only **must** your knowledge have to be way beyond the basics of photography, your equipment had better be pro level or damn close. Sorry, no excuses and no exceptions to this club, I am sad to say."
(I agree that it is probably the most demanding form of photography, but it is not an elitist club for only people who have pro level or damn close equipment, Judge Jerry, cause many of the most popular and relevant wedding photogs out there don't use half the $hit you claim to)
"I never mentioned this anywhere, but last year, I got down and dirty with a true wanna-be on another forum and he showed me his "stuff". To be kind, it was pure crap, but him being clueless thought he was king-$hit.
As fortune would have it, he was local so I invited him to assist me at an engagement session. In an E-session one has about 2 hours to pull out about 150 images of which at least 50 have to be killer for the engaged couple. Easy-peasy, right? The stress level is about 1/10th but time is a factor.
I am not going to go into details, but just based on his experience of trying to participate and seeing what it takes in real life to do the job right... he made a decision that kinda surprised me... he got so scared and frustrated with his results, that he basically sold all his equipment on craigslist and left photography. The poor kid was that traumatized."
(You should be proud)
I have seen several ladies cry because they screwed up and used a family member to take the pics instead of getting someone who knew what they were doing.
(I'm sure you have)
Jerry, sorry to have been so tough, because you do have some viable knowledge, and advice, however, you show absolutely no compassion, and even less willingness to help a fellow photographer.
My 2 cents.