weird sayings/analogies...

[Xmetal]

A car that handles well... "sticks to the road like sh!t to a blanket!"

"Like a 1-legged cat tryin' ta burry a turd on a frozen lake"

 

[JonathanM]

This threads as much use as a chocolate teapot.


Another one of my familes ancient sayings "if brains were dynamite he wouldn't blow his own hat off"

or a really peculiar one "Do you know what thought did? Followed a muck cart & thought it was a wedding" usually used in the context of someone doing something wrong and starting their defence with the opening statement "I thought.....". No, I don't have a clue what it means either.....................

 

[photogoddess]

Looks like he fell out of an ugly tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down.

I feel/you look like sumthin the cat drug in after the dog buried it.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

'He can't do anything without falling out of a tree first' is one of my favourites.

 

[tempra]

'someone's hit him with the ugly stick'

'he's got a face like a bag of spanners'

'looks like he's chewing a wasp'

 

[Xmetal]

'someone's hit him with the ugly stick'

'he's got a face like a bag of spanners'

'looks like he's chewing a wasp'

"Nice body, face like a dropped pie."

 

[Rob]

Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch...

 

[photogoddess]

Butterface girl.... She looks pretty good but her face.

Butdanga butt.... But DANG that's a big butt!

 

[LilCujo]

Butterface girl.... She looks pretty good but her face.

Butdanga butt.... But DANG that's a big butt!

:lmao:

That's kinda like the witchadidga..."you didn't bring your ___ witcha didga?"

 

[photogoddess]

:lmao:

That's kinda like the witchadidga..."you didn't bring your ___ witcha didga?"

Exactly!

 

[LilCujo]

Thought so, I learnded that in redneck 101.

 

[photogoddess]

Why am I not surprised?